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Just Let The Banks Fail

There are many reason why we should stop bailing out the banks and leave them to their dismal future. I will first say that banks create nothing, clear and simple, no products, not even a decent service. What kind of service is taking money from one person and handing it to another. That would never [...]

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Drunk Soldier Takes 2 Joyrides in German Tank

(AP) Police say one joyride in a light tank wasn’t enough for a drunken British soldier in Germany.
Police in Celle say the 18-year-old stole a small light tank early Friday and rumbled out of his base toward nearby Bergen — but drove off the road after 500 yards (meters).
Undaunted, he walked back to his base [...]

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Nokia N97 Demo

The Nokia N97 has a lot of cool features such as adding widgets to your screen and sliding them out of the way when you like. It has a nice touch screen with comparable features to the iphone. While it may not garner the same mass hype that the iphone has, it will do well [...]

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First Female Dictator

Amivi Gama’s violent rise to power in East Timor has proved that women are just as capable as men when it comes to brutality and oppression.

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Teed Off Man Uses Golf Club In Clash Over Manners

(AP) A man faces assault charges after allegedly striking another man with a golf club in an argument over manners. Police told the Cape Cod Times that a 50-year-old man leaving a gas station in town on Monday morning held the door open for a 38-year-old man.
Police said the 38-year-old man did not thank the [...]

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Duplicate Stories On Digg Front Page

Today I looked on the front page and was dismayed by what I saw. Two stories covering “Pat Robertson Denouncing Rush Limbaugh” appeared on the front page within ten minutes of each other. I was unclear whether Digg’s algorithm was broken or the administrators let it slip through.

The stories appear to be a paraphrase of [...]

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Japanese Finance Minister Drunk At G-7 Conference

The Japanese finance minister, Shoichi Nakagawa appears to be drunk in this video. Apparently the opposition party was calling for the Prime Minister to fire him. Maybe he should have waited till it is all “said and done” before he decides to wash away his sorrows with some Sake. The G-7 conference is held in [...]

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Woman Uses Wedgie To Catch Suspected Thief

(AP) It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker’s car, but he kept squirming away from her.
Morris eventually grabbed the man’s boxer shorts and pulled. Salt [...]

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Crazy Woman Misses Flight

At Hong Kong International an elder woman misses her flight and goes crazy! No one knows why she is acting this way but obviously she has a reason she needs to be somewhere. Or maybe she is just a drama queen. Either way, we all know this would never be allowed in the U.S. Once [...]

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NYC Toy Vendor Selling Madoff Dolls-For Smashing

(AP) Mad at disgraced investor Bernard Madoff? There’s a toy just for you. One of the vendors at this week’s Toy Fair is offering the “Smash-Me Bernie,” a $99.95 Madoff lookalike doll that wears a devil-red suit and carries a pitchfork. It comes with its own hammer — so you can pulverize it.
Phoenix, Ariz.-based ModelWorks [...]

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